I know I know, two posts in two days, what is going on? I am being so bad and indulgent lately (see being my own date for the Details Magazine party!) I am thinking it might be because it is taking a lot of energy for me to keep up with all the amazinge advice from TV shows and magazines and sometimes a boi just needs to do something nice for himself like buy a red Ikea lamp.
Anyway, you must read the most devastating and yet eerily TRUE advice I received in a spam e-mail today at work:
How To Get A Girl To Do Anythingg And Everything In Bedd - Be Absolutely Mind Blowing Right Now
Oh! But you can surely think of something, m. At all. Go up to the nursery. To stop us going home i think your father's quite into sawlike teeth.
Fans this is totes approp, how does the Internet know that my parents are visiting? And OF COURSE I need to be absolutely mind blowing right now! This will help me up my game tonighte at the 'Shoe, where I am planning on smoking the rest of my year-old clove cigarettes and telling strangers all about the West Elm bench. By the way I do not have ANY comments about what you think I should do about the placement of the bench. I feel so unloved, maybe I will tweet about it.
Another thing I have been thinking about, other than why Tom Cruise wears two wife beaters at a time or when I will see a depressing Jackie O tranny wearing boots again, is my parfumerie. While I was in a cage I came up with so many ideas but I was too busy having my ego subliminated to actually make any of them. Now I am thinking that maybe what I will do is exclusive limited edition scents based on Details magazine covers! I want to create a scent wardrobe for the Other and I think this will be the perfect present for my Heathcliffe. Also one of the scents will be called Bottom of the Well because that is where my true love found himself during darker days on the moors. It's OK fans, he has returned to me and we are going on a hike the next time he is in town. What?
Bye betch!
<3,
Meow
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