the SHOE

Fans, do you know what you must do immediately? Everybody must go to the Lucky Horseshoe! First, first, let me tell you that the Baby Arm* was there, but not only that, there was also a Mowgli bo-i and he was the most sinful character of the night.

1. He had long stringy hair and crazy eyes.
2. For part of his act he danced in a SKIRT!
3. He shook everyone's hand and introduced himself as "Julio"--V suspicious.

There was also a Beanbag-shaped "man" who was pretty much too fat to give the dancers a dollar so they had to lean over and let him nudge a dollar into their thong with one of his chins. Vom! Also Meredith and Erika were 1 Azn and forced me to give Baby Arm a dollar. I was secretly delighted even though it was totes obv it was my first time. We went back a second time on the same night and sat in the back room on this classy 70s redux Lucite patio furniture while a vintage porno movie played and all the same go go bois danced again. Yessss.

Vanessa and her friend were telling us all about their bondage mansion night--I must get myself a lunch interview with them at a neutral place like Denny's. Too bad a certain SOMEONE won't go with me, sadness.

Oh also I stayed out so late dancing on Friday that I saw the sun come up! It was amazinge; I hung out with more people this weekend than I have the entire time I have been in Londre.

In other news, we are thinking of getting a pet! OBVIOUSLY I will have a valiant shorthair Weimaraner but the OTHER foolishly wants a poufy cat. Hmmph. To comfort myself I am buying a video camera so that I can further exploit my friends to make my arte. I think volunteering your body and soul to me is obv a fair trade for being ULTRA curious about my tragick situations. Please email me if you are interested, even though I am leaving again on Sunday.

<3,
PM

* Onewytche had scouted the Shoe previously and had seen the Baby Arm do his THING already. Apparently last time he was wearing a cowboy hat and boots with white tube socks, and velour bellbottoms. I got lots of indulgent emails explaining how big the Baby Arm was, and it was definitely humongus, only this time he was wearing a TIE and a little hat and sci-fi boots that were high enough so that you could not see the tube socks I am sure he was wearing.