L'enfant Terrible

Fans, I have had a trying week so far-I was ROBBED by a filthy voleur who is probably buying himself trashy Louis Vuitton apparel right this hot minute! To keep myself in good spirits I have been taking Cruelle Bertrand on many classy strolls in the park. He is such a terrible screaming companion, but he makes me feel safe somehow.

As Bertrand and I were taking a respite on a park bench, I heard a commotion from the nearby rubbish bin. At first I was quite alarmed, but then all of the sudden a young raccoon poked his head out. Well fans, needless to say I was charmed! Although he was a filthy beast and possibly disease ridden, I couldn't resist offering him some of my Activia (I had packed a snack pack for a trip to the park in my trusty fun sized Igloo brand cooler). The raccoon loved the Activia, and we immediately became the best of friends. I must say, I find his facial markings quite dashing. He is quite the rogue and continues to eat the wiring over the shower in my garret apartment, but I will make a proper English gentlemen out of him yet! I have taken to calling him Sir Nigel Tibbs. What do you think?

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