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Cheaptickets e-mailed me today and was like,

Dr. Mr. Micheal Janigki,

Please call immediately regarding your Air India flight.

Regards,
The Cheaptickets Team

This made me cringe a bit, but after calling their tech support in India and then China, they "straightened it all out." Check this, fans:

Cheaptickets: "Oh yes, Mr Ganiduekseigj, e-mail sent was because identification you need airport, yes?"
Me: "WHAT?!"
Cheaptickets: "Oh, we transfer manager."
Me: "OK, go ahead and transfer him."
Another person came on, and it sounded so faint...like they were somewhere in Japan or something...
Cheaptickets manager: "The e-mail was sent because you should bring identification when you get on the flight, like a driver's license or a valid state ID."
Me: "Ummm, isn't it an international flight? Don't I need a passport anyway?"
Cheaptickets manager: "Ticket was sent e-mail, Mr. Kgwakfadsf, thank you."

I swear, that "plane" is going to take me to an "Outer Limits" TV episode.

<3,
UK PM