Meow!

Hello fans!

I hope all of you have been depraved and scandalous lately because obviously I have! I cannot even believe the debauchery that ensued in a single weekend. Ok here goes:

So Friday was SOMETHING ELSE because onewytche took me to Julius Meinl where obviously Rob had the most decadent dessert in existence and then we went to see Control. Joy Division is whevs and I do not like movies about rock stars because I don't want to feel sorry for them but the movie was pretty and tragick and depressing and did not put anyone in a good light which made me pleased. Things picked up when we got to @tmosphere, obviously, because first of all there was a MALE STRIPPER, wearing brightly colored underwear that LX totes has. I got A beer, which was too expensive but I guess you pay for the entertainment OR SOMETHING, and we sat down where to our surprise we were accosted by some sinful teens from the suburbs! One girl we will call Blockhead, the other girl is just A Girl, and then there was Close Talker guy and 35 year old guy. 35 year old guy said I had pretty eyes aaaaaaaaa but would NOT buy me a drink! I told him I had moved to the US 3 years ago and he still would not buy me one! RUDE! Blockhead, A Girl, and Close Talker were all high on crystal meth or something else illicit and would not leave us alone which was amazing and terrible! I think they were 17 maybe.

Oh also, it was a little bit rainy and cold and all of us were wearing hooded sweatshirts under jackets and mine was a trench coat. Yessss! I am so core!

Saturday was the most sex-xy. Onewytche got me a cat mask and made me wear it with my black sinful bondage pants and a tight black t-shirt and my trench coat. Grrr now I know why they call me "meow." We went to a party at Mikey's and I would like to say that is all I can remember but NO it is all coming back to me. It started out pretty whatever, there were not that many people there and we took lots of fantastic pictures in front of the sad wolf blanket that was hanging over the front door. I was introduced to Hot Irish Guy who was wearing a uniform and my mind immediately said, "Ooooh bad news! He is trouble!" and also Mikey's roommates and a bunch of other slutty people such as the tragick attempt at Betty Paige who should have had on more clothes than anyone but was wearing almost none aaaaaaa! The girl whose terrible roommate I drove home on New Year's was there, and she remembered that she owed me like 10 drinks but she only mixed me one. Grrrr.

The wolf blanket is key because all the decadence of the night happened behind it. Erika made out with Mikey and then ran away, so Rob and I had to run after her and I lost my keys. Rob also made out with Jon Benet who is Mikey's roommate at the same time. We went back with Erika and I got a bit too drunk and MADE OUT WITH A MUMMY who is also Mikey's roommate! I wanted pretty much anyone to make out with me, I even gave Mikey a lapdance (Mikey doesn't ask for it) and then finally Erika was just like, DO IT MIKE. The best part is that the new Radiohead song that I like was playing, it is called "15 step" and it is about DEATH and get this: it has the lyrics "did the cat get your tongue?" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It made up for no one buying me a drink the night before, plus he is a good kisser. mmmmmmm so depraved.

Then we went to Golden Nugget. Next time I will make out with all the roommates and/or Nicke, who pedaled tragically away on his huge bicycle at the end of the night. Too bad LX wasn't there to whip him into shape.

Also, have you guys ever heard of a Sexy Bee? "Bzzzzz bzzzzz I'm a sex-xy bee and I'm going to sting you!"

<3,
mee-how