September 27, 2007

Hello Fans!

I will now tell you about the v totes ridic time I am having in Polonia!

On my way back from my parent's car tonight, I saw a few youths (around 5) in amazing Adidas tear-away outfits(each guy had a different color! It's hard to have 5 distinct colors when you think about it!) standing in front of a (very) old Polish car with open doors blasting dance music while drinking one (1) beer between each other and smoking cigarettes, looking strangely threatening (they couldn't be more than 16), prolly cause it was after midnight. IT WAS AWESOME, though I was completely sure that we wouldn't make it upstairs without stab-wounds.

Well, otherwise, Poland is actually pretty safe and nice now, and people in general have more money...gone are the days of crazy drunk people laying around the street asking to buy them more vodka. Yesterday I was in Warsaw walking around, otherwise I've been around my home town (which is EXTREMELY boring), and went to visit my grandparent's grave, which was a good thing to do. I'm pretty much hanging out with my parents during the day, and then my sinful brother during the evenings, though he is not at all scandalous, and everything here closes at 9pm, so we sit in his or my parent's apartment and drink tea. GOD. If I actually grew up in this town, I'd AT LEAST stand around a piece-of-shit car and share a beer (one, cause I can't afford anymore cause I'm 15) with 5 questionable characters with matching outfits (I can still hear their music outside, and it's 2am!!!). I keep telling him that he's LAME, and I ask where there are some scandalous sexually-deviant things going on, but he said that people simply drive over to Germany to do that, and he couldn't get days off work so we can't go. Then of course he asks what deviant things I have in mind, and then doesn't want to hear about it, and tells me that with my attitude, I'll end up alone (he has a boyfriend, who is equally as LAME as he is, and in my opinion, is not enough ammo to threaten me with loneliness. I mean the dude is like furniture from Ikea: useful-I-guess, but in the end disposable and replaceable).

<3
Mischka

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Splatters. Splatters.

Why is everyone jumping off the Sears Tower?

Splatters. Splatters.

I can't see their bodies hitting the ground.

Bones Crunching. Flesh Tearing. Blood Running.

Look! More people are jumping out of the building. Holding their umbrellas open --- Green, Blue, Red, White.

They fall hardest.

I continue staring at the kamikaze umbrellas, listening to their fall, the day was grey.

7 a.m. --- My eyes open to a Friday.

Anonymous said...

10pm --- I took a walk and bought a magazine. Instant happiness.

Anonymous said...

Rock on.

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Anonymous said...

11:54 p.m. --- Thursday night. Connected and wired.

Anonymous said...

"Why is the tiger swimming in the water?"

"Because the ground has broken and water is flooding the earth," he said.

"Mom, where should we go now?"

"We have to be in the boat...," she answered.

"There is water everywhere."


6:30 a.m. --- It's too fucking early.

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